SORRY I DIDN'T GET THIS ONE TO YOU YESTERDAY.....ALL THE SAME....HERE IT IS! What's the best thing about having cancer?
Although, I would like to think that this joke originally came from me. Shorter showers.  After I shaved my hair (I shaved it the morning after my husband was stroking my head and clumps were falling out....another post....another time), I was taking a shower and routinely squirted a blob of shampoo in my hand and proceeded to lather, rinse, repeat. It dawned on me, as I was scrubbing my folicly challenged scalp, that there was nothing their to wash. I replaced the shampoo to its resting place for the next 9 months, never to be opened again during that time. Soon after the loss of my hair, I discovered that I know longer needed to shave my legs nor pits. It was a heavenly experience. The last to go was my eyelashes and eyebrows. It occurred to me one day, while I was scraping mascara onto my eyelids and poking myself with little fine bristels, that it was probably a moot point. I retired the mascara. I did creative with my eyebrows and drew them on relative to my day (angry eyebrows, excited eyebrows, etc.). All in all? My preparation time in the morning dropped to 5 minutes flat. My husband would joke that our water bill had gone down substantially. Hmmmm. Maybe so, but I still don't think a fair enough trade with all the doctor bills coming in.... |
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